Your answers to the questions below will help
you to choose which Obedience Class Track is best for you and your dog!
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Obedience Class Tracks:
Grab a pencil and keep track of your answers -- it'll only take a minute or two.
I. How old is your dog?
- Under 6 months old.
- Between 6 months and 8 years old.
- Ask her! She could even tell you her birth weight, but right now she's training
to break the land speed record. We never interrupt her training.
- We don't remember. We'd look it up in his file, but he hasn't let us out of the
bathroom for a week. Can people eat soap?
II. What is your dog's biggest challenge?
- Challenge? Who remembers -- I'm sleep-deprived! No puppy can pee this much!
- My dog is perfect. Sometimes he takes his time coming when he's called, and he
jumps on our houseguests. And yesterday he pooped out a Barbie head.... Okay, so he's sweetly obnoxious.
- When she's fixing the carburetor she struggles to hold the smallest screws. Ditto
drywall nails at her day job.
- We'd ask him, but right now he's dangling the cat by the tail from the roof. Seriously,
eating soap should just give us a little gas, right?
III. What are your dog training goals?
- Sleep. Just a little sleep....
- I don't want to change the sweetness -- better manners would be great!
- Training? How about we put a friendly wager on whose dog can tie her
booties faster?
- We aren't allowed to use the 'T' word in this house (and by the way, soap goes down like
oysters).
IV. If your dog had an iPod (please tell us she doesn't) which song would most likely
be on her playlist?
- 'Hush Little Baby' - Traditional
- 'I Got You, Babe' - Sonny and Cher
- 'Take Me Out to the Ballgame' - Traditional
- 'Werewolves of London' - Warren Zevon
V. If you were to ask your dog what he thinks
about the global political climate (and please tell us that you don't normally ask) which would be the most likely response?
- "What's a global political climate? I have to pee."
- "Can't we all just get along?"
- "Glo...BAL? Did you say 'BALL'??!
- "Burn, baby, burn...."
You're finished! Now, count the number of times you chose each number.
If you chose mostly 1's, try the Kindergarten Track.
If you chose mostly 2's, try the Companion Track.
If you chose mostly 3's, try the Athlete's Track.
If you chose mostly 4's, try the Analysis Track.
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